first tym looking forward to it l0l
if not.. hav ta use tampon nxt wk for SEP=\
swimswimswim.
now tt im having safety emer pcd training~
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random joke to share heHe((:
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap,
I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
'Thank you, but there's a condition to your wishes.'
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!'
The woman agreed.
For her 1st wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her,
'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband
the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's ok, cos I'll be the most beautiful woman
and he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her 2nd wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'Tt'll mak your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. '
The woman said, 'That's ok, cos what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish,
and she answered, 'I'd like to have a mild heart attack.'
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention Female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times 'milder' than his wife!!!
Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart .
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that
women never listen!!
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Hahaha! dis doesnt mean i toTally agree wit e above.
to a certain extent? hahs! by individual
TGIF TMRRRRRR.!!! hurhur((:
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